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| I am going out of my mind... | | |
| So i went to Kings Island the other day, and you know those people that draw you with a giant head and a tiny body, well Ben and i were walking by this one girl, and she asks us if we would like her to draw us, we say no, and she responds with, "I can draw you like a Jedi"... (Ben was wearing a star wars shirt) Ben stops in his tracks, we go back, she knew all of the names of the star wars universe, and she did a really great job on Ben, so we go on our way, and i keep thinking about it, so i go back and ask her if she can draw me as Darth Syphilis, she laughed and then agreed... so more time goes by and Ben and i talk about how she might be the perfect woman... so after some convincing, Ben got me to go back and use a "Jedi Mind Trick" on her to get her number, and of corse i was shot down, aparently i need more Jedi training before i can get a girl... but it was a good time... | | |
| So i wore socks today... i cant even remember the last time that i wore socks, i think they are getting to the point where i hate them just as much as pants... So, 2 wrongs dont make a right, but 2 Wrights do make an airplane... | | |
| So i'm in a bowling league now... its really fun, but quite frustrating... my high game tonight was 221, but my low game was 100 (thankfully you get to drop the lowest score of the night)... i dont even know how i got a 100, 8 year old girls get better than that... anyway, i am filling in for some guy for the rest of the season, so the team is already named and everything, the name of my team is "&@#$, i dont know", no one seems to think that is as funnny as i do... anyway, joke... So these two guys are on a roof laying shingles, all of the sudden their ladder falls, and they have no way to get to the ground, so one of the guys, lets say his name is Steve, Steve says, i have an idea, jump down, and then you can pick up the ladder, so i can climb down... so (we will call him Mike) Mike says, no way, i have an idea, i will turn on my flashlight, and you can climb down the beam to safety. But Steve would have none of that, and his reply was, do you think i'm stupid, i would get half way down and you would turn the light off... | | |
| So im sick... being sick sucks... im going to be smart about this though, im actually going to slow down, get some rest and try to get healthy... im not even playing softball tonight... i think i might actually be growing up. (for those of you who actually read my xanga journal, that last line in there serves as my joke at the end of my post) | | |
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